A problem with gay people is that people tend to lump them into one big category when really every individual is different. For example I think Neal Patrick Harris is one cool guy. I love him in the White Castle
I don’t think people choose to be gay or straight. I never decided that from now on I like boobs. In fact if I was a chick I’d be a huge lesbian. Because chicks are so hot.
What I hate is all of those fags on gay pride parades. They make themselves look even worse and it’s detrimental to their cause. I mean there are giant fucking penis floats that shoot out sperm. I use the word fags for these fags because that’s what they are, fags. It’s disgusting. Us heterosexuals don’t have straight pride parades with chicks in bondage or giant condoms.
The allusive hot lesbians. Everyone says they love lesbians but what percentages of them don’t look like Rosio O Donald. Eww.
I don’t even like watching porno. Seeing some other dude’s dick doesn’t do it for me. I rather see chicks making out with each other or playing around with their tits.
You see all of these signs like Aids Cure Fags or God Hates Fags. Funny I never seen a passage in the bible that clearly stipulates that God hates homos. All there is some obscure reference about not laying with another man that could be interpreted numerous ways. I don’t know why they hate homos? I’m one of those whatever they do in their homes is fine with me.
What I do hate about fags is when they hit on other guys. I was at a party and pretty drunk. This fag says something like you look good. I was stunned, I didn’t know if he was joking or not. So I said uh you’re so silly. I was being sarcastic and then he started rubbing my hand. I was like what the fuck you faggot. It was so uncomfortable. I had to use bleach on my hands.
I think everyone knows that I can be a huge metro. Obviously I’m handsome. I love shopping and buying clothes. But I like to look good, for the ladies. I watch dramas and the odd chick flick. And I get manicures. Wait scratch that.
How would you feel if you’re son was gay? Sure I’d still love him, but I would definitely be disappointed. I would lay playboy magazines around the house. Are you sure you want to be a hairstylist? How about a construction job?
If you’re a guy, what is the least amount of money it would take to have sex with another man? I mean everyone has a price even Bill Gates or Aaron. First I think I rather take it than give it. I don’t know if I could ever come if I was sticking my dick in some guy’s ass no matter how imaginative I could get. Okay, you’re doing Jennifer Love Hewitt doggy style. If nobody found out, and if the homo looked like a chick, I would do it for $50000. Sure it would dramatize you forever but that’s lot of Big Macs. I think I’d had to do a lot of hookers after that to feel a little better. If people knew about it, than it would take $200000. I mean you’re friends would never let that down.
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