Do You Ever Wonder Why?

Top Ten Things That I Wonder Why

10.       Singing in Shower

Do you ever wonder why people sing in the shower? I can’t sing worth shit. But I like to sing stupid songs from Tina Turner, Lights or Katy Perry whenever I’m having a shower. And my mom just sings all of the time

9.         Once you Pop, You Can’t Stop

Do you ever wonder why once you start eating Pringles you can’t put them down? “Okay just one more. Just two more.” I think it’s because each chip is a perfect shape. And they put something in it.

8.         Baby Seagulls

Do you ever wonder why you have never see a baby seagull or seagull nest? Normally the early bird gets the worm. Seagulls can sleep in till noon and eat people’s fries.

7.         Can’t Wait in Line

Do you ever wonder why people are so impatient for waiting in line? For example at Dollarama people were getting irritated  because it took this old lady a whole four minutes to pay for a lot of items. Is their time worth that much that they can’t stand there for a few minutes?

6.         Why Pot is Illegal?

I wonder why in a free country something as harmless as pot is illegal. I don’t know what they are afraid of? What could possibly happen if it was legalized? I mean alcohol and cigarettes are far worse.

5.         Smoking

I wonder why people start smoking when everyone knows how addictive and harmful they are by now. And expensive. I have never tried a cigarette so I wonder what it feels like. Do you get high? Or is it like caffeine buzz? And if there is second hand smoke, do you get a buzz?

4.         Fat People in Wheelchairs

I wonder why fat people use wheelchairs in Wal-Mart. At what point do you just give up? You’re never going to lose any weight this way. Wheelchairs are meant for the frail, old and physically challenged. Not these lazy piles that have to ask an associate to get them cup cakes from the shelve.

3.         Voice on Tape

Do you wonder why when you hear yourself on tape you sound different than what you expect? In my head I’m a suave James Bond character. When I hear my voice I sound like a cartoon character.

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2.         Radios and Telephones

I wonder how radios and telephones work. My dad tried explaining that radios send out and pick up waves or some shit. And how do phones work? It amazes me that I can call my friend from Sarnia to Seattle instantly. 

1.         Gas Prices

Do you ever wonder why gas prices change daily? I understand they will make more money if they raise prices on holidays or just busy times. But why? It’s like some sick game of theirs so that people will try to fill up when prices are low. It would be less stressful for everyone if they stayed the same.

And how does it work that each gas station has the exact same price. I think there is this agreement in the underworld. Because you know, otherwise there would be price war between gas stations. And if you think gas prices are high in the States, they’re even higher in Canada.