Top Ten Funniest Things On the Internet

It’s easy to be a critic. I have been trying to write something positive on my blogpage for a while now. I tried writing a blog about my favorite actors like Samuel Jackson, Leonardo DiCaprio and Bruce Willis. Or my favorite comedians like Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler.

But these blogs weren’t really funny or interesting. I also wrote about my favorite movies such as Star Wars but people have already beaten me to the punch. And I realize that I write too many top ten countdowns. But fuck it. Here are my top ten favorite things that I found on the Net.

Ten: Break

I have been visiting Break for a long time. I have been a huge fan since the early days when it was called Big Boys. I forget how I found it but I didn’t search Big Boys or gay porn. I’m glad they changed the name because I came off sounding like a huge homo when I told my friends to look it up. It has funny pictures, girls and videos

Nine: The Chive

The Chive is pretty much the same deal as Break but slightly better. It has a more variety of funny pics, girls and videos. I found out about it on my buddy’s cell phone when he showed me a picture from my hometown Sarnia of a Chinese massage parlor where it’s really a rub and tug operation.

Eight: Seanbaby

Seanbaby is fucking hilarious. His website kicks some serious ass and I love his comedic style. I found it when I was looking up Fat Chicks in Party Hats and have read everything on his site. I keep telling my friends about it but they won’t even give it a chance. I love the NES section, especially the further adventures of Mark Discordia. Check it out.

Seven: Brock’s Dubs

Brock is this funny guy that has like over 200 voices. I don’t know how he does it because he sounds exactly like all of his impersonations. I can do like three really bad ones like Apu, Sean Connery or Darth Vader. His videos called Brock’s Dubs is fucking hilarious. What he does is show clips from different movies, videos or whatever and does a funny voice over. Check it out on Youtube, the Star Wars one is a riot.

Six: How It Should Have Ended

I just came upon HISHE on Youtube and I’m glad I did. It’s a cartoon where they make fun of movies or whatever. They change certain parts like well, how the video should have ended. For example they parody the Lord of the Rings and say they could have saved all of this time and trouble just by getting the giant eagles to just fly them to the volcano. Very funny; check them out.

Five: Workaholics

My brother told me about the awesome show Workaholics. It’s on before Tosh.O or you can find it on Comedy Central along with other good shows like South Park. It’s like a rate R “the Office” with these three stoner guys. I have just started watching them but my brother tells me they are on the third or fourth season. If you are a pothead like me you’ll love it.

Four: Cracked

Cracked is like Chive or Break but larger and for a wider audience with more articles and headlines. It’s a site that me and my parents can both enjoy. I found this site through Seanbaby because he publishes articles for them. Very interesting, try it out.

Three: Fred

Haha! Not. I found out about Fred on Tosh.O as one of the guest. Fred was out of character and he said he never heard of Tosh. How can anyone not hear about Tosh.O? So I looked the douche on Youtube and holy shit he is so annoying and has the high pitch voice. And he gets too excited over nothing. I find out he has a huge fan following and maybe a movie in the works. And I’m thinking is this what is entertaining for kids today? Check it out just to see how retarded he is.

Two: I Have Issues

Gregera is this loser that lives in his parent’s basement where he smokes weed and plays video games all day. He has this blogspot page where he makes fun of anything he can possibly think of. His can’t spell and his grammer is awful. He has even written about stupid and gay things Captain Planet, Care Bears, Fairy Tales and Inspector Gadget. Most people think the blogs are retarded but some think the blogs are retarded but funny. Check it out and don’t worry that Norton hasn’t deemed it safe and that some people find it highly offensive. Gregera also looks identically like Corky from Life Goes On.

One: Maddox

Maddox says he has the best website in the universe. And he’s right. He speaks his mind and he is hilarious. Sure I don’t agree with everything he says like how war kicks ass but funny nonetheless. He has written like over 300 posts. I love his pictures, such as his breakdown of Mel Gibson’s Signs or his own Sesame Street characters. He has even written a book where he grades kids’ artwork. Awesome. You must check it out before you die.