Ughh What Did He Write?

I was chatting with one of my biggest fans Lisa. She said she can’t comment anymore for some reason. That’s too bad because I love any kind of comments. So I don’t know how many people have tried to comment. It feels good when people leave positive messages about my blog page. But I told Lisa about this one commenter that left a confusing message in my spam box a while ago. She said to post it because it’s funny. I think they’re by the same guy. Here it is by anonymous:

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You and your big words. As I mentioned earlier, I’m no Stephan Hawking. So I have no clue what you’re talking about. Next time in English please. Normally when people comment about my blogs they say how funny my posts are. Hey anonymous, what’s the point of your first paragraph? Are you saying my blog page is unpopular? I mean you found it.

And in the second paragraph, what are you getting at? Am I not competent? I never copy write anything or use marketing of any kind. I admit sometimes I do a lot research by looking up Wiki encyclopedia, Youtube, IMDB, fan sights and movies. But it’s all my material. When I do my top ten blogs, it’s my top ten and I don’t borrow other people.

So sorry I’m not going to visit any webpages. Not because I don’t want to, but I’m afraid of viruses. And coming from a person who has terrible grammar and is the king of typos, you misspelled “kontent” (unless you’re Russian or something). And “on an successful” should be “on a successful.” As in the Toronto Maple Leafs on a successful winning streak.