Normally I like comments. I like when my friends comment even though they have trouble sometimes. There are two categories, spam and published. Some go directly to published and some go to spam. If they land in spam I decide to unspam it or delete it. And I have deleted some, including my friends by accident. And I want as many people to visit my blogpage.
One day I noticed a huge spike in my blog about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I assumed that maybe someone visited once or twice and told their friends. But it got to the point that it went from a few pageviews to fifty in a day. And I’m thinking some idiot must have kept leaving and entering. I thought it would be some stupid kid because why would you read it and then leave my site and read it again? They could have used what I call the “scroll down” thingy on the right side of the page.
Then I checked my mailbox to find over thirty comments within a day from a person named Elijah. And he kept commenting them on my old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles blog. I put two and two together, so this is all from some idiot Elijah. He actually written them within a few hours. Look if you’re going to leave me a comment then think it over, write it on Word, edit it and then paste it on the comment box. His were a mess and he probably wrote it directly on the comment box. And Elijah could have easily condensed it to maybe four comments.
I don’t mind people asking questions about webpage but I have already wrote a blog how to make a blog. I use blogger to make my blogs and they do all of the work. I’m not tech support or anything. My name of my blogpage is I Have Issues and not I Know Computers. In fact a while back I wrote a blog complaining about computers. So I’m sure there are websites that will answer those questions and not ones where I make fun of stuff.
When you’re thinking of writing a comment think it over. Is my comment funny, interesting or complementary. Does it relate to my blogs and not just random. Or the least, does it make any sense. So here are some comments from Elijah that I found in my spam box. I actually deleted some but here are the rest all written within minutes apart. Elijah’s comments are within the quotations and my analysis is afterwards.
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Um I thought that the home page button sends you to Google or whatever. Why would my page come up unless you made it your home page. So yes it would be redirecting to a completely different webpage. No I’m not going to have this checked. I don’t know what a weblog is but no I’m not going to visit a page named fisted vagina.
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No I got enough naked woman porn and I thought your website was “fisted vagina.”
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Howdy partner. If you want to make a link then go nuts. But I don’t think my page and your page are in the same niche because my site has nothing to do with fine-looking breasts. And I can find better free porn sites that won’t give me viruses.
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I don’t know what blog platform I use and I already wrote about making a webpage using blogger.com. So no I have no clue what Blog Engine or Drupal is. So you know better than me.
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You pretty much said the exact same thing a few minutes ago. And I thought you didn’t have a blog post.
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That’s because I don’t have any pictures dipshit.
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You’re such a lair. You said you didn’t have a blogpage. No I never run into browser compatibility and I have no clue how to fix this problem. I’m sure you can find other sites that specialize in such problems and not from some guy that makes fun of shit.
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It’s just you. And it yes it would be your browser because it has happened before. And no for the last time I’m no going to visit your site, if there are actually is a site. Its starting to get annoying. So feel free to visit my site transvestite midget anal sexfest.
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You’re totally contradicting yourself. Why would my blogpage be on Yahoo News. And I have no idea what trying for a while but I never seem to get there means. Unless it means having sex.
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No. Again your such a liar because I’m sure your site Business office Secretary didn’t get hacked into and you didn’t lose all of your hard work. So yeah back it up numb nuts.
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Lesbian eh? You already did Lesbo. Get more creative next time. No I don’t want a guest article because you’re annoying and probably not funny.
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I don’t take recommendations from a guy like you. But I realize that Norton hasn’t yet approve my site but I still get visitors.
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I don’t understand what you are talking about or what a CTD. And again, why are you asking me all of these damn computer problems?
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Your coder? Why are you asking me all of this random shit? Today I went to Subway and ordered a pizza sub but they were out of parmesan bread. So I asked her to get me oat bread. Then I picked everything on it. Do you think I should have onions because I used to like onions and then I don’t like them.
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Again you’re completely contradicting yourself. First you say you had a blogpage for a while and now you just started. My advice is you should just give up. I’m sure you think calling your webpage random shit like butt pic is hilarious but nobody else does.
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How about not commenting anymore. By the way your mothers daughter would be your sister.
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I do mind. Instead of copying my blogs why don’t you just leave a link. And saying your website is like my website makes mine lamer.
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