Speaking of Kwiki Mart (it’s actually Daisy Mart, but I like to pretend its Kwiki Mart) here’s a classic tale. I always go there to get 5 cent candies and put them in a small clear bag they provide. Well I ate all of them and put the bag in my pocket. I don’t like to litter. My mom’s doing the laundry and finds the bag. There was still some sugar left and my mom thinks its drugs. She confronts me and is like Gregory James Merchant (she says my full name when she’s angry with me) is this drugs, is this meth? I relax and assure her that the bag is for candy and that’s sugar not meth.
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