Monday 26 September 2011

Nintendo: The Root of All Evil

I love how people find excuses for anything. Take video games for instance. Do video games cause aggression in kids? I doubt it. I have played video games my whole life and never tried jumping on people’s head or shooting fire balls at turtles. And pretty much the majority of kids are perfectly fine as well. They know what’s real and what is not. There is no such thing as floating brick with question marks, mushroom people or green sewers that pop out of the ground and lead you to level seven.

I’m making this up but let’s say there is Trevor who kills his mother with some lawn darts. Noisy people blame it on Doom or Lawn Darts the Video Game because they imitate what they see and its gets them all mad and fired up. Screw that! Every one finds a reason except that he’s just fucking crazy.

And there are a slew of other supposedly bad influences like heavy rock music or violent films like Full Metal Jacket or Bambi.  They play the whole blame game. The thing is what would happen to Trevor if he is locked in a bomb shelter and never played video games or any other media. He would still be messed up. He would probably turn out even worse with nothing to vent his frustration or anger.

Kids learned violence throughout history long before video games or gansta rap music.  My dad watched Cow Boy and Indians as a child. He and his friends would play with wooden guns and swords and never tried to kill Natives or even squirrels. When I play Mario Kart I don’t get frustrated and start my mom’s car and drive down the highway leaving a trail of banana peels and turtle shells behind me.

So what cause aggression? A number of things. Abusive parents, being teased at school, drugs or anything really. So what is okay and what is not. Can Trevor play Risk or Putt Put the Game? How about Zelda because there is a slew monsters and even people Link kills. And then there is Quake. Does the child become aggressive from all of that shooting and become a weapon of evil? But wait; there are warnings on the game pretty much saying not for children or Grandmothers. P.S. I love how people sensor the middle finger now, so stupid.

So a worried mother should teach their own kids what is wrong or right and what is real or not and not try to shield a kid from anything they find reckless behavior. You know why, these kids become giant pussies because their parents sheltered them their whole life and they miss out on something fun and even stimulating that is much more interactive than television. Anyway I’m playing cup and ball and I’m fucking pissed off that I can’t get the mother fucking ball in the mother fucking cup. Eeeerrrr! I feel like breaking something!

2 comments:

  1. I agree with you Greg. Video games shouldn't be blamed for societies problems. This comes with a but...

    I don't think the games you are describing are the problem. Games like call of duty, which are so incredibly realistic, shouldn't be played by young children. They're disturbing and inappropriate (language, disturbing scenes). Games like 7elda are different because when Link kills someone, it doesn't look like he just murdered a real person. I don't think that COD causes kids to become evil, I just don't think they should be allowed to play or be around it. Being so young, they don't need to be exposed to that kind of violence.

    I agree that video games can be stimulating and entertaining. Super Marios Bros, and Mario Cart are good family fun :)

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  2. Your right Lisa. Call of Duty would totally be inappropriate to young kids and desensitize them. All you do is run around shooting people and you see all of this blood. In Zelda you solved problems and when you kill creatures they vanish and a ruby pops up. When you use a cross bow you don’t see a gabbing hole in the guys chest.

    And Super Mario Brothers are a blast. Imagine there was an R rated Mario game where when you jump on turtles their shell shatter or when you use the flower power you see goombas burn to death. Or how about Mario Kart R where when you crash into karts you see Yoshi caught on fire, Toad’s kart flying into the crowd or Princess Toadstool flashing her tits.

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