Nicolas Cage Is The Worst Actor Ever.

Nicolas Cage is the dictionary definition for sellout.  I was looking up his credits on IMDB and he was in like 60 films. And only like five were decent give or take five.

The movie Trade Center should have never been made. It was too soon and completely inappropriate. I don’t like the idea of exploiting a tragedy, unless they donate money to a good cause. I realize they tried to down play it and make it about how heroic the firemen were. But this isn’t Titanic. Sure Titanic was horrible but also beautiful in some way. Nine Eleven was a senseless tragedy. And the worst part was it was really crappy to the extent that I walked out watched another movie. I forget what but was probably Snow Dogs 2. On the other hand it may sound contradictory but Flight 98 was well done.

Then there is Con Air, or what I call Corny Air. I guess defending you and your wife sends you to jail because you’re a marine and your fists are weapons. Two things I hated about it were they crash land down the fucking Vegas strip. So to save the lives of three good people and bunch criminals they endangered fucking thousands of civilians. And of course Garland Greene the hardcore serial killer, who says he wore a girl’s face as a fucking hat, not only survives but is on a winning spree at the casino. It’s even worse than ending the movie with O.J. winning the lottery.

Face Off. Need I say more? Whoever thought of this must have had some good PCP. Hey dipshit, do you realize how insane it is to have a procedure to switch your face to change your identity. I don’t even remember why he needed to change his identity. But it wouldn’t work for some many reasons. First off they removed the skin and not switched the actual skull and bone structure. Second, they failed to mention why their bodies and voices changed because I thought it was just Face Off and not Body Off. Third, if you ever seen burn victims who did have skin transplants they still don’t look good at all. Look at Michael Jackson. And lastly what fucking stupid movie. I could barely watch it.

But I’m glad to hear that he is way over his head in debt. Stix told me something like he needs to make 30 million a year just to pay all of his bills and expenses. Ha-ha. He pulled a MC Hammer. Doesn’t he realize that he sucks and he won’t be making movies forever.