They’re coming out with a Smurf movie. Is this a good or bad thing? I hope it doesn’t bomb and taint the Smurfs just like they did to the Flint Stones.
I loved the Smurfs. I even got bed sheets of them. (And also Return of the Jedi sheets) Whoever created the Smurfs must have been on shrooms. So we have these blue gnomes that live in shroom huts. Gragamel is the evil fuct that keeps trying to kill them all for no apparent reason.
Where are the female smurfs? Is Smurfette the only one? They would fuck the shit out of her. Her vag would be completely ruined. She would have all kinds of Smurf STDs. I guess that means there’s a lot of smurf ass pounding going on in the showers. Would it be gay?
Jokey Smurf always gives bombs inside presents. Well thank you Jokey, you blew my fucking hands off! Brainy Smurf is the annoying book worm that everyone hates. I’m sure everybody knows someone like him. Like those dorks on Jeopardy. Clumsy Smurf is the is actually Drunk Smurf but it got changed because the target audience doesn’t know anything about alcoholic smurfs. Papa smurf is the only smurf that wears red shorts and matching hat, has a beard and can buy booze and cigarettes for Clumsy Smurf.
I would make more smurfs. Like Homo Smurf, Junky Smurf, Redneck Smurf, Anorexic Smurf (she would be another smurf chick to bang) Insane Smurf, Paraplegic Smurf and of course Down Syndrome Smurf
So the whole time Garagamel and his ugly cat are trying to find the allusive Smurf village. I would have loved to see him finally find it. He would torch the mushroom huts with Baby Smurf still inside. And just step on and crunch them like a common bug.
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